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(no subject) [Jan. 22nd, 2010|08:49 am]
Andrew "Andy" Whelan
So I go out on a date with the bar maid of my favourite pub that I have known for a while now, things have always been flirty, she always wants a hug when I come in the pub, awe always have those eye contact smiles you read about in books. So we go out on something I make clear is a date, the whole night its mixed body language, going from being very up close and personal leaning towards me, to the other way. Conversation flows from random general interest all the way to men she currently fancies or is going out on a date with elbowing you out of the way from when you’re supposed to be meeting up again.

This is someone who has personally told me she likes tall hairy white me, which I am. Who are geeky, check. Tattoos, check. Physical job, check. It’s near insulting that they want someone that is practically you without giving you any thought!
Well at the end I have this big retarded voice in my head like Frankenstein’s monster speaking for the first time saying “friend”!
Teach me for punching above my weight!
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(no subject) [Dec. 14th, 2009|07:04 pm]
Andrew "Andy" Whelan
[Current Location |United Kingdom, Cambridge]
[Current Mood |Bitter]
[Current Music |Autoscopia/Murder in Phazes by Blind Dead]

You know the kind of guy who does nothing but good things and then wonders why his life sucks. Well, that’s me, Every time something bad happened to me, nothing good was waiting right round the corner. Karma, that’s when I realized it was all a crock of shit, so I stopped trying and day by day I’m gonna be more of a bastard, I just don’t care anymore. My Name is Andy.
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An answer to an often asked question [Oct. 26th, 2009|07:17 am]
Andrew "Andy" Whelan
[Current Mood |angryangry]
[Current Music |Electric Wizard - Dopethrone]

Women, i have the answer to the question you all ask me so often!
Question: Why are men all bastards?
Answer: Because until you stop rejecting the good men and turning them in to bitter resentful husks, its all you fucking deserve!
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Spot Nineteen! [Apr. 2nd, 2009|06:29 am]
Andrew "Andy" Whelan
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Just wondering [Dec. 9th, 2008|07:21 pm]
Andrew "Andy" Whelan
[Current Location |Cambridge]
[Current Music |Serpencult - weight of light]

3 Things really

1: does anyone still use this, i know i still check it but rarely ever post!

2: Whats everyone up too over Xmas? I'm back in suffolk from the 20th and need to do fun social things as i'm single again, had my car broken in too last weekend as well as my bike stolen!

3: New years: whats the plan?

Also advanced warning, weekend of my birthday next month is a house party here in cambridge, huge house so much room for people to crash!
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Tyler and Fire [May. 7th, 2008|07:45 pm]
Andrew "Andy" Whelan
[Current Location |Cambridge]
[Current Mood |cheerfulcheerful]
[Current Music |Pelican "march to the sea"]

Hey everyone, i think an entire era might have gone by since my last blog, but this is more of a notification.
On Saturday Tyler is back in the country for a week, so we are going out to Fire!

That’s the plan except as Tyler doesn’t have a house here anymore we are screwed for floors to crash on, (might have to make a few begging calls to sort that out).
But yes all must attend and there are no exceptions as he won’t be back in the country for at least another year and a half!
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Wednesday [Sep. 10th, 2007|06:04 pm]
Andrew "Andy" Whelan
[Current Mood |excitedexcited]

Ok i am coming home to suffolk from wednesday night till sunday as my sister is getting married this weekend.

As i have heard there is a new rock night in ipswich on a wednesday night now i think we should make a night of it to celebrate another one of my rare returns to Ipswich.

The plan, go to liquid with booze in system, get drunk dance like idiots!

Who's in?
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(no subject) [Aug. 14th, 2007|05:57 pm]
Andrew "Andy" Whelan
[Current Location |Cambridge]
[Current Mood |melancholymeh]
[Current Music |Nile "Ithyphallic"]

Ok, i am alive...

Me and gem broke up, prefer to talk about it then post so thats all you get on that.

Oh and if anyone needs a lift to Mike's party on saturday, i can give a lift if you need one as i will be driving from cambridge!
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...and now [Jul. 24th, 2007|06:52 pm]
Andrew "Andy" Whelan
my dad ended up in hospital last night...

... bike accident as usual, broken collar bone, dislocated knee-cap and finger, he cant remember getting to hospital, mum said he didnt recognise her and kept asking the same things over and over, i dont think he knows how it happened. Thank fuck he was wearing a helmet!

Spoke to him just now but he was kinda stoned on painkillers.
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(no subject) [Jul. 23rd, 2007|05:29 pm]
Andrew "Andy" Whelan
Well, i was hoping to do a positive update but as i am living proof karma doesn't exist...

My car just cost me £475 to pass its MOT, one of my friends from cycling died of CJD as my dad put it "the other day", and it seems i have to feel guilty because i enjoy my job, or because my friend in birmingham wants me to go to gigs with him.
Actually i was feeling shit for no reason anyway obviously my subconscious knew this was all on the way.

Am i glad Tyler is coming to visit this weekend, 2 days after payday, fucking awesome!
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